You will be the next American Idle when you donate your car to charity. You will be an idle even if your car will not idle anymore. Your car does not have to sing, but it is okay if it shimmies or does a jig. You can donate car to charity even if it is exhausted, will not shift gears, if the pedal does not go to the metal or it is not worth a mirror piston.
The charity will treat you as an American idle who came through in the clutch. They will sell your jalopy to get a fuel injection which they will then use to jump start their mission to cure disease, fight poverty, help the disabled, injured or abused, support young people, house the homeless, feed the hungry, etc. They will even truck your car away at no charge to you.
Best of all, you will not need to tune-up your act, pickup your fender guitar or play your drums. You also will not have to strut your stuff at an audition by singing a classic or one that just rolled off the line. You will not need to wear the latest gear to impress the judges and it does not matter if your timing is off, you can’t get your bearings, your performance isn’t riveting, or whether you are a stud or a lug nut. The idle judges will not ding you or get up in your grill and tell you that you need more horse power, a nose job, have too much weight on your frame or junk in your trunk. You will not need a record distributor and you will never be in the bottom three.
When you donate car, you will feel like a high performance engine no longer playing for the fans in the hood. You will be shifting into overdrive and running on all cylinders. It will be ignition and then take off to play the circuit at the universal joint. You will always be a starter and never have to drive in through the rear door.
The car donation process is so easy you do not need a manual and your timing will never be off. The pickup is quick so you do not have to stand idly by waiting for your ride to go off road. Your car donation will never backfire and you will cruise into an automatic tax deduction.
