Doctor: why did you come to my clinic? who first consulted you of your illness? Patient: a witch doctor. Doctor: he cannot heal you! witch doctors are stupid! what kind of STUPID advice did he gave you??? Patient: doc, he said I will go directly to no one but you. -------------------------- Child: No please! dont pull my tooth, im so afraid! Dentist: Ok dont worry i'll give you some medicine to make you brave. Child: (swallowed the tablet)Dentist: Are you feeling better now? do you feel strong? Child: mother f**ker!!! who wants to pull my tooth?!!? try!!! and i'll kick his head off!